I have a made up disease. At least, it sounds completely made up.
I saw two doctors who didn't know what was wrong with me before I went to a third who said "Hmm. Well, I think you have.... Iritis!". Essentially, my eyeball is swollen. Weird, right? I have to use steroid eye drops for a month as well as a dilation drop - which means I have one giant pupil and one normal one. I look like an Alien. If you know me, you'll know what a problem this is for me.
Creepy eyes indeed, Lauren.
About Me
- Shell
- Camden Town, London, United Kingdom
- University of Texas 07 B.S. in Advertising Texas Creative Program I've graduated college and don't know what to do with myself. So, to make it seem more impressive that I have no clue, I'm moving to England.
5 comments:
Man, I hope you didn't look like the example person on the wikipedia page for it...that's terrible!
They also have two photo examples of the "alien" look you're talking about.
I hope you recover quickly, and that it might be sunny enough for you to get away with wearing sunglasses all the time!
I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT!
(Because I have a degenerative eye condition. No, really, it hurts.)
i'm not sure what you're referencing, j.goerner - could you maybe hum it in its entirety?
let's play cranium again!
I'm sorry I didn't know what he was humming, ok!? JESUS!
haha! i totally forgot that you and jeremy were partners for that.
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